No, he’s not running. But I’d totally vote for the little dude. Easily the best Simpsons character created ever, here’s the only Ralph page you’ll ever need. Not only do you get to see Ralph doing what he does best (digging for gold), but you can click on any of the dozens of keywords to hear an awesome and memorable quote from the man himself.
Okay, who am I kidding. Someone as charismatic as Ralph deserves a second website, and here’s a loving video tribute:
